Dear Jazz Fans.

Dear [Scrum]:

I liked you. I really did. You were a down-to-earth kind of guy it seemed. I liked you even more when you were rooting for the Warriors - you made it seem like you'd be the perfect wingman. However, your recent post telling how the Warriors would lose within Game 6 was not nice. Because the truth is, while the Jazz may be a well-balanced team, they are pretty much like De La Hoya in last night's fight. Old, conventional, and... well... time to move on... Compared to the Warriors - lightning fast (starting from Baron Davis), and are pretty much like Mayweather.

Scrum, let's be honest here. Yes, the series will be finished in Game 6. It's just the Warriors that will advance. They're just the new FAD. We obviously have a conflict-of-interest here. But in the end, when the Warriors win, I hope you can still keep me on your link from your blog and we will still talk.


Yours Truly,

Asian.


Edit: 24 hour exam begins. I hate my professor.