*in response to my msn personal message which says, "
Some people say the inkling to be a lawyer starts at conception and is really a genetic defect."*.
Note: if you didn't take ConLaw yet, this post will not be of any entertainment value to you.
Jew Friend (herein referred to as "Joo"): well i am certain that you have a genetic defect, although i am unsure if it is attributable towards your desire to be a lawyer
Me: the genetic defect = asian?
Joo: that's certainly a good guess
Me: but the genetic disaster = jew
Me: id rather be defected than disastrous
Joo: yes, but a defect is a disadvantage, disasters intimidate and control
Joo: while the former are given handicap spots and the like
Me: youre aware that disasters are the origin of catastrophic results
Me: i.e. you
Me: right?
Joo: although i agree with your general premise, not all disasters end with catastrophic results, see generally korematsu
Joo: that's my new name by the way
Joo: i've filed papers for a legal name change
Joo: hello, I'm Korematsu [Joo Last Name], nice to meet you
Me: HAHAHHA YOU FUCKER
Monday, May 14, 2007
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NERD!
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