Dirk for MVB

Friend sent me his rampage on Dirk and the Mavs. I laughed in class and ended up getting called on. He sat next to me and laughed. What a bastard. Anyways, he shares my views on current situation of the Mavs and how they're getting OWNED by the 8th seed Warriors:

dirk is MVB - most valuable bitch.

i root for them and him hard and he really let me down. right when he should look valiant and determined, he seems querulous and ruffled.

maybe he is east german and just genetically used to getting screwed by circumstance (this is where i first cracked up). somebody needs to put some bombastic beethoven tunesin his iPod, give him a book on van bismarcks exploits, makehim wear an ubermensch under-shirt signed by neitzche, and watch leni riefenstahl movies before game time.

and some doctored footage showing jesse owens losing in 1936 wearing baron davis' jersey number. i mean, is this the stuff the SS was made of? i don't think so. wwII would've been ten weeks long tops if all germans fought as hard as dirk does.

i'm serious man.i want them to win. it's very hard for me to not root for a run-gun team led by baron davis (long-time favorite) with monta ellis (new-found favorite) but i've been pulling for the mavsbecause they got so royally jobbed last year when the refs decided that newbie wade deserved veteran jordan treatment (this is where i cracked up even more, getting professor's attention). but that 4th quarter of game four was just disgusting. i was livid.

dirk meekly requesting the ballwhen he should be adamantly taking over the game. in a FREAKING MUST WIN!! couldn't believe it.passing out of that mismatch with davis?!! if i were a real mavs fan i would've vomited, gorged myself with food, just so i could vomit again.

simply disgusting. so,i look fwd to watching the 4th quarter tonight and giving the german race one last chance to redeem itself. otherwise i'll never look at a beamer the same way again.