6% Smarter Than Me.

I shouldn't talk to you because:

a) I'm not on Law Review

b) I'm not in the top 10% of our class.

Clearly, these are the guidelines in which YOU have established as a guideline as to who you can hang out with - those that are cool enough for you. By the way, did I fucking tell you how fuming I am from your misguided delusional statement? Did you REALLY say that you're better than X, Y, and Z because they don't rank as high as you? Did you REALLY say that Law Review people are brilliant minded students? Unfuckingbelievable.

Well I guess that since you're top 7% and I'm top 13%, you're 6% smarter than me.

PF, how the FUCK did you change like this? You made me become madly addicted to you because you weren't like all the other law students here. Yet now, you're just becoming like every one of those ranking whores.

Although I have to thank you - you have given me all motivation to work my ass off until exams end so I can place higher than you in rankings. This way, I can be at least 1% smarter than you.

P.S. Thanks for making me fume.

P.P.S. That Law Review friend that is cool to hang out with you, by the way, talked shit behind your back last year right in front of my face last year. Why do you think I hate that bitch? Yet, you won't know this for the rest of your life, because clearly, you have become just like her - all you just need is the elvis sideburns that she has.

P.P.P.S. Oh, thanks for FINALLY giving a reason to not give a shit about you anymore. Thank you - I needed this after a year of still finding myself deluding to the fact that you deserved better.