Monday, March 12, 2007

WGWAG


I have to admit, I'm a fan of AutoAdmit.com, otherwise known as XOXOhth [insert Trademark logo here], otherwise known as "the Most Prestigious Law School Discussion Board". I've been a fan of it since my friend's referral, and the few friends I have in law school (four, to be exact) and I speak on AutoAdmit's languages via aim (I know, as autoadmit posters would say, I'm a troller).

E.g.: TITCR = This is the credited response, P3WNED = self-explanatory, CGWBT = Caucasian girl with big t..., HTH = Hope this helps (or some variations of it, HTFH = hope this f*ckin helps), etc.

Though I never post stuff on it (I was tempted to once), I thoroughly enjoy reading it during Con Law. One of the most recent developments on the thread (besides its huge publicity for bashing on females and objectifying them) is this one dumbass poster - his alias is superstudyasian. All he talks about is WGWAG = White girls with Asian guys. Seriously, that's all he talks about. For example, he could start a thread on T14 schools with most WGWAG, and develop some variations on it. At first, it was funny - I'm Asian, and it really is interesting as to why there are no variations from white girls dating Asian guys. Then, his posts just got annoying. If I ever meet him, I want to stab this guy in the face - he's the fucking reason why we get such bad reputation. God forbid, I really hope he really isn't Asian.

Anyways, one good thing I learned from that post was that Asian guys have a huge negative stereotype. And to a certain extent, I absolutely agree with it - not a day goes by where I thought I should've gone into Finance. My roommate works at an investment bank, and trust me - his bank, and trust me, his group at least is OWNED by Indians and Asians (read: Chinese), with the exception of the MDs, who are predominantly Jews (but which fields do Jews not run?).

Some stereotypes that I agree are true:

1) We're shy - yes. We keep things to ourselves, and try not to stand out. Counterpoint: we don't want to look like toolbags and the douchebags that are oh-so plentiful in any law schools (typically an annoying hessidic Jew or a Liberal who idolizes Hitler/Stalin, or a washed up Jock). Of course, when I have alcohol ingested in me and my inhibitions are completely destroyed, I become like those toolbag whiteboys.

2) We're nerds - yes. I fully blame (read: thank) my parents and any orthodox asian families for valuing education. In the retrospect, is it really our fault that we were raised in an environment where education was a top priority? To let you ignorant fools in persepctive, one of the MAIN reasons Asian immigrants existed in the first place was to let their future children obtain an education the parents could never obtain.

3) Asian guys are shy around girls - yes (for me at least). This, is why the title is WGWAG. This is not necessarily a good thing. In my defense, I did date a white girl last summer. It turned out sour. I haven't even bothered trying looking for anything serious thereafter. But one thing I'm actually trying to figure out is why I don't have the "balls" to not give a fuck and just go hit on any living vagina out there. This I will try to change. I live in New York for god fucking crying out loud, and conservatively, there's at least 2 million women in this 10-mile raduis of Manhattan. But it's actually kind of hard.. I honestly don't know why - my friends (non-Asian) always ask me why I'm a fucking prude. And I can't answer them, I don't know why. My goal - to grow some fucking balls... this leads to the next point.

4) Asian guys have small penises: whoever fuckhead decided the origin of this myth needs to die. Trust me, at least I know myself that I'm well endowed (yes, I've been told numerously). So I don't fucking know how this myth came about.

That leads to my next question: to any non-Asian ladies reading this post, is it true that you guys would never want to sleep with an Asian male? Are we, just being Asian alone, at a clear disadvantage in being on equal footing with other males? Honest replies helpful. Thank you.

4 comments:

Elle Woods said...

I once read an article about how the average black man is only a 1/2 inch bigger than the average white man (and I think we all know that myth), but the average asian man is one in smaller than the average white man.

I've never seen an asian guy naked, so I can't be sure.

Another Asian Law Student said...

blasphemous. *scoff*

Elle Woods said...

Sorry, I'm just so pure and have seen so few.

MUAHAHAHAHA.

Another Asian Law Student said...

See supra post 2 ("blashpemous. *scoff*").